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Group Member 15
- Russia
- Deviant for 12 years
- He / Him
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Stalin himself cannot stare Nikolai in the eye, no one can. There, in his eyes, you will see the soul of a man burning with the hatred of all things living. His closet is full of skeletons, many of them with the flesh still attached. Early in his career, Nikolai had quickly made his way up through the party ranks by killing the next man in line, and by marrying politically. Ultimately, his aspirations all came crashing down after his fifth wife mysteriously died while cleaning his axe with her neck. Little did he know that she had been sleeping with a high ranking party official on the side. This made Nikolai infamous, and his reputation spread quickly through the party. It was not long before Stalin himself had heard about Nikolai. More importantly, he feared Nikolai. As soon as the war started, our hero was dropped on the front lines and forgotten about, where he wallowed in self pity and Vodka for several years.
There are many weapons in his arsenal, not least of which is his breath.
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Sloshing through the blood
Of zombies that we've slayed
Through the gobs of goo
Laughing all the way
Moaning pieces swing
Shrinking from the light
What fun it is to laugh and sing
As we kill undead tonight
Oh, Zombie bells, what a smell!
Bone and tendons spray,
Oh what fun it is to blow
A freakbag's ass away
Oh Zombie bells, straight from hell
Oozing with decay
Ring their bells with shotgun shells
And monkey bombs and blades
A day or two ago,
We took a nice sleigh ride,
Little did we know,
zombie was inside,
The meatsack tried to bite,
and tore a hunk of skin,
So we ripped his head off, threw him out,
And then ran over him! Hey!
Oh, Zombie bells, what a smell!
Bone and tendons spray,
Oh what fun it is to blow
A freakbag's ass away...Heil!
Oh Zombie bells, straight from hell
Oozing with decay
Ring their bells with shotgun shells
And monkey bombs and blades Da!
Oh, Zombie bells, what a smell!
Bone and tendons spray,
Oh what fun it is to blow
A freakbag's ass away, BANG!
Oh Zombie bells, straight from hell
Oozing with decay
Ring their bells with shotgun shells
And monkey bombs and blades
Even drunk, I'm too strong for you.
Look, I just made a new pet. I'll take it for a walk for about 5 minutes while the rest of you dick around.
This is a happy massacre!
Ah, the same weapon I used to kill my third wife! She was bitch!
Death is inevitable, like hangovers, I know.
Same weapon I used to kill my second wife. It was accident!... She talked too much.
This will hurt like syphilis. Believe me, I know.
Don't make me fight with broken vodka bottle!
Ugh, that vodka was terrible. Oh wait, I teleported!
Pack-a-punch? Oh my God, I think it makes vodka!
The air hangs heavy with stench of dog shit.
Stay away from my Vodka!
FUCK! They're between me and my vodka!
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UltimateRPx-da
"Ahh the memories! Vodka!" www.youtube.com/watch?v=iTDP5P…
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MaD-mAd-Doctor - Ohhhh goood I found Doc!
Verdammt-RACHE - Stupid bitch be stealing my vodka!
There are many weapons in his arsenal, not least of which is his breath.
--
Sloshing through the blood
Of zombies that we've slayed
Through the gobs of goo
Laughing all the way
Moaning pieces swing
Shrinking from the light
What fun it is to laugh and sing
As we kill undead tonight
Oh, Zombie bells, what a smell!
Bone and tendons spray,
Oh what fun it is to blow
A freakbag's ass away
Oh Zombie bells, straight from hell
Oozing with decay
Ring their bells with shotgun shells
And monkey bombs and blades
A day or two ago,
We took a nice sleigh ride,
Little did we know,
zombie was inside,
The meatsack tried to bite,
and tore a hunk of skin,
So we ripped his head off, threw him out,
And then ran over him! Hey!
Oh, Zombie bells, what a smell!
Bone and tendons spray,
Oh what fun it is to blow
A freakbag's ass away...Heil!
Oh Zombie bells, straight from hell
Oozing with decay
Ring their bells with shotgun shells
And monkey bombs and blades Da!
Oh, Zombie bells, what a smell!
Bone and tendons spray,
Oh what fun it is to blow
A freakbag's ass away, BANG!
Oh Zombie bells, straight from hell
Oozing with decay
Ring their bells with shotgun shells
And monkey bombs and blades
Even drunk, I'm too strong for you.
Look, I just made a new pet. I'll take it for a walk for about 5 minutes while the rest of you dick around.
This is a happy massacre!
Ah, the same weapon I used to kill my third wife! She was bitch!
Death is inevitable, like hangovers, I know.
Same weapon I used to kill my second wife. It was accident!... She talked too much.
This will hurt like syphilis. Believe me, I know.
Don't make me fight with broken vodka bottle!
Ugh, that vodka was terrible. Oh wait, I teleported!
Pack-a-punch? Oh my God, I think it makes vodka!
The air hangs heavy with stench of dog shit.
Stay away from my Vodka!
FUCK! They're between me and my vodka!
--
UltimateRPx-da
"Ahh the memories! Vodka!" www.youtube.com/watch?v=iTDP5P…
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MaD-mAd-Doctor - Ohhhh goood I found Doc!
Verdammt-RACHE - Stupid bitch be stealing my vodka!
Favourite Visual Artist
Richtofen
Tools of the Trade
Broken Vodka Bottle
Other Interests
Vodka... FN FAL
"Where am I? Where are da zombies? Where is Tank? And Doctor? And the useless guy? Where are my guns? Where are my grenades, bombs, knife and most of all... MY VODKA? WHERES MY VODKA?!"
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"Tank Dempsey, where are you? Please be helping me with the killing and tearing apart of the Hell Pigs?"
"Takeo Masaki... Stay missing."
"Edward Richtofen I need your experience on my side! Where are you Doc?"
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Nikolai reaches into his pocket and pulls out a bottle with red liquid, and a label printed, JUGGERNOG
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Hi! wanna join my group called Anti-illuminati-01? anti-illuminati-01.deviantart.…
Nikolai : Hey,where is all the ammo at?
Me : Up ur ass. ( XD )
There was a
Hallo mein Russian comrade! How are you doing?
Vodka...not my choice but coke-colas better :3
drink of deh fat Americans?
I must admit... Vodka's good... But red wine is better, non? Ohonhonhon~